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A blond got caught in a hail storm so she went to a body shop to see about repairs. The gentleman gave her an estimate which she said she couldn't afford.
"Tell you what," said the repairman, "you could probably fix this yourself."
"Really? How?," asked the blond.
Smiling, the repairman said, "Oh all you have to do is, when you get home, just go the the exhaust pipe right here and blow as hard as you can. The air will work it's way around and then POP! All those dings and dents will just come right out."
The excited blond immediately got to work on blowing in the exhaust pipe when she got home. After a short time her blond friend happened to come by.
"What are you doing?," asked the blond friend. The first blond explained the situation and told her what the repairman said. The second blond said, "Well that will never work! Your windows are down!"
LOL 
